NYE 2022 – Starlight Technologies

Headline News from the MissoulOnion!

Starlight Technologies has purchased Starlight Reunion.

This news comes with much shock to the community, but fear not, CEO Max Powers is excited to share the newly acquired public platform that Starlight Reunion has built over the years, in conjunction with the revolutionary technologies they’ve developed, and have scheduled to be debuted New Year’s Eve. We’ve been fortunate to get an interview with Max Powers outlining his vision for where he’ll take Starlight Reunion and what to expect on NYE.

CEO Max Powers

“New Year’s Eve has always been a holiday that revolves around time. We reflect on our previous years, we make resolutions for the years to come. What if I told you all of that is about to change. I’m sure you’re chuckling and thinking to yourself, Max you can’t possibly tell me something your company is working on is going to break a age old tradition…. Well actually I am. This is a revolutionary moment in time and what I’m about to tell you changes everything.”

“Starlight Tech Industry’s has been on a mission to upset the 600 trillion dollar industry know as reality. Now I know you’re laughing and saying ‘Max reality isn’t an industry’ . Well you’re right and wrong. You see all industries that operate do so in reality. The question I pose is: What happens when what we all agree on, the building blocks that construct the reality that we know, is removed?“

I have an answer to that question.

In 2020 we hired Naomi Vitalof. Some have called her a modern day Einstein, others a stable Nicola Tesla… She has, as many of you already know, been tugging at the strings of quantum mechanics and tearing at the fabric of reality itself. What you didn’t know is she made a breakthrough.

Time is no longer relative or even relevant for that matter

Our latest technology will free mankind from the boundary’s of time. We’ve essentially developed a portal that allows us to walk into a dimension where time doesn’t exist. Every moment, every decade, every century is occurring at once. Imagine if time were a ribbon with a beginning and end, take that ribbon and pile it up on top of itself, squish it down, making it more of a mass than a line. That’s what Starlight Tech has accomplished.